So I do attract people..
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Yesterday in the lift, there was this apek who pressed floor 12th while I was going up to my 16th floor. So we had a very interesting conversation.
Apek: Hui jia ah? (translate: Going home?)
Me: Huh? (I acted blur)
Apek: You going home?
Me: Uh yeah
Apek: Hello, my name is Kelvin *took out his hands for handshake*
Me: *feeling wtf but shook his hand anw*
Apek: Wah your hands so cold..
Me: *this -___- face* Yeah weather cold la..
Apek: Work? Come back from work?
Me: Yeah
Apek: How much your pay?
Apek: *continue* 2K?
Me: *huh face* Oh no la..
Apek: 1K?
Me: Nah.. (Dont want to entertain already)
Apek: So low ah? So little?
Me: Yeah.. somewhere there only
Soooo finally, the door opened up and it was time for him to leave.. but he was a very persistant dude.
Apek: Ok remember me ah, my name Kelvin. What's your name?
Me: (While the door was closing up on him) Rosa..
I got home and I laughed to myself, but I was fucking scared, who knows he followed me to the doorsteps or what. Haha.
Then again this morning, while at the bus stop waiting for my bus, I was listening to my iTouch and feeling like shit 'cause I missed my bus by just barely 5 seconds. Knn. But nvm.. There was this auntie, suddenly turned to me and talked to me. So obviously she was talking to me, and I, myself, being nice, took off my earpiece and looked at her.
Me: Huh? Sorry?
Auntie: Wah this bus very long. This no 5 bus took so long.
Me: Oh okay.. (feeling: Wtf again man.. it's morning, give me a break man!)
Auntie: More than 15 minutes already you know, so long.
Me: Oh okay.. *put on earpiece*
If today I ever encounter any of old folks's situation like these, then FML! Toa Payoh is getting weirder each day dude.
